Miller family humor
So today my oldest son and I worked on some “fortunes”. These are like fortune cookies I guess, where you open them up and have a little saying inside.
These are all his original jokes
- Why did Scott pour water in his pants? To look like he peed his pants
- Why did the kid break the video game? Because he wanted to put it on a yard sale
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Basketball. Basketball who? Dog - what are you doing with my basketball - just pull out your underwear!!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Gus. Gus who? Gus - what are you doing? You just knocked over my banana peel trash can.
- Why did Harry Potter wave his wand? To make a pair of underwear
- Why did the dog knock over the paper? Because he wanted to make a letter out of his teeth!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Mom and dad. Mom and dad who? Don’t call them that - call them Daddymom.
- Why did the skeleton git (sic) a screwdriver? To screw skulls on his bones.
- Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Thought you might enjoy a fun excerpt of Miller family humor.
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Carolyn wrote:
My personal favorite is the basketball joke. I also like how you can just mention underwear and it suddenly becomes funny. I remember doing Mad Libs as a kids and I often added words such as: underwear, belly button, monkeys and toilet just for the humor factor.
Posted on 15-Nov-09 at 7:15 pm | Permalink
annahannah wrote:
The last one is not original. I have heard it before. Also, like Carolyn, noticed a lot of underwear hahahahaha. Good going, Scott. I mean, Captain Underpants!
Posted on 16-Nov-09 at 11:28 am | Permalink
Dan Miller wrote:
True - that was one he was just going to throw in for fun. That is one of his sister’s favorite jokes.
Posted on 16-Nov-09 at 11:35 am | Permalink