Miller family humor

So today my oldest son and I worked on some “fortunes”. These are like fortune cookies I guess, where you open them up and have a little saying inside.

These are all his original jokes

  • Why did Scott pour water in his pants? To look like he peed his pants
  • Why did the kid break the video game? Because he wanted to put it on a yard sale
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Basketball. Basketball who? Dog – what are you doing with my basketball – just pull out your underwear!!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Gus. Gus who? Gus – what are you doing? You just knocked over my banana peel trash can.
  • Why did Harry Potter wave his wand? To make a pair of underwear
  • Why did the dog knock over the paper? Because he wanted to make a letter out of his teeth!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Mom and dad. Mom and dad who? Don’t call them that – call them Daddymom.
  • Why did the skeleton git (sic) a screwdriver? To screw skulls on his bones.
  • Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Thought you might enjoy a fun excerpt of Miller family humor.