Here’s what Dan does at work
No. Really. This is one of the many things he did at work last Friday. Dan regularly has “fun days” at work where they all goof around doing various organized games and “team building” stuff. By the way, he lost this race. But not by much he says. 
Notice them trying to distract me by handing out water as I run by
Those evil jerks! They’re the ones that threw off your concentration and made you lose!