{"id":114,"date":"2006-06-01T03:21:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-01T11:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/wordpress\/?p=114"},"modified":"2006-06-01T03:21:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-01T11:21:00","slug":"trivia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/trivia.html","title":{"rendered":"Trivia:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: What does Texas have in common with William Wallace?<\/p>\n<p>A: They are both things that you should not mess with.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, I have learned that there are 3 things that you should definitely not mess with:<\/p>\n<p>1. William Wallace<br \/>2. William Wallace&#8217;s girl<br \/>3. William Wallace&#8217;s freedom (err I mean FREEEEEEEEDOM!)<\/p>\n<p>And yes, I did see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0112573\/\">Braveheart<\/a> on TV the other day, why do you ask?  Actually we were watching<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0290334\/\"> X-2 <\/a>but flipping to Braveheart on commercials and did get to see the famous FREEEEEEDOM yell.<\/p>\n<p>I actually learned the other day that &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Don%27t_Mess_With_Texas\">Don&#8217;t mess with Texas<\/a>&#8221; was a slogan invented by the Texas Department of Transportation to stop litter on Texas highways (kind of like &#8220;Don&#8217;t trash the &#8216;Nati) and they own a federal trademark on that phrase. <\/p>\n<p>So, the other day S and I were unloading the dishwasher.  He was putting away all of the silverware and I was putting away everything else.  He kept interrupting me to tell me where stuff went or how I should put it away.  What could I do?  So I busted out with &#8220;Hey. Hey. Hey.  You do your job&#8230;. and I&#8217;ll do mine&#8221;  Good Jeff Hilt times&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, this morning I weighed in at an all-time low of 188.8.  Well, that&#8217;s not an all-time low, my all-time low is probably closer to 8.8, but this is probably close to a 10-year low.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: What does Texas have in common with William Wallace? A: They are both things that you should not mess with. In fact, I have learned that there are 3 things that you should definitely not mess with: 1. William Wallace2. William Wallace&#8217;s girl3. William Wallace&#8217;s freedom (err I mean FREEEEEEEEDOM!) And yes, I did [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}