{"id":130,"date":"2006-09-03T15:11:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-03T23:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/wordpress\/?p=130"},"modified":"2006-09-03T15:11:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-03T23:11:00","slug":"answering-machine-message","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/answering-machine-message.html","title":{"rendered":"Answering machine message"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, a few weeks ago, we got a new answering message. It was about a year or so too late – our previous machine was really in the crapper. It was quite frustrating to get messages such as:<\/p>\n

“Hi this is . I was wondering if you could . Please call me back at .”<\/p>\n

In any case, we haven’t had many messages on this new machine. Apparently, nobody loves us. But we did get a very interesting one a few days ago. I was going to record it and upload it because it was that<\/b> funny, but J. erased it. Actually that’s a complete lie. While I would have liked to record it, I clearly wasn’t going to do that.<\/p>\n

In any case, I will do my best to give you a brief synopsis. There are 2 people mentioned in this who shall remain nameless. <\/p>\n

Person A: Person at church who is organizing the ward’s labor day picnic. He’s out of town this week.<\/p>\n

Person B: Person at church who is helping with the picnic organization due to Person A being out of town.<\/p>\n

Message:<\/p>\n

“Hi Dan, this is . I’m trying to get some things organized for the Labor Day picnic here. asked me to ask you if you had any extra ketchup, mustard or relish. . I’m not sure why<\/b> he asked me to ask you that. Maybe you work in a relish factory?”<\/p>\n

It was so funny we listened to it several times. Good times….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, a few weeks ago, we got a new answering message. It was about a year or so too late – our previous machine was really in the crapper. It was quite frustrating to get messages such as: “Hi this is . I was wondering if you could . Please call me back at .” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}