{"id":167,"date":"2007-03-28T09:59:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-28T17:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/wordpress\/?p=167"},"modified":"2007-03-28T09:59:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-28T17:59:00","slug":"skip-this-post-if-youre-not-mormon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/skip-this-post-if-youre-not-mormon.html","title":{"rendered":"Skip this post if you&#8217;re not Mormon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I subscribe to a couple of Mormon-themed blogs.  Most of the times their contents don&#8217;t interest me a whole lot.<\/p>\n<p>But here&#8217;s one that I found <b>quite<\/b> funny.  Feel free to look at it if you&#8217;re not Mormon but you&#8217;re not going to find it funny I bet.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bycommonconsent.com\/2007\/03\/conference-and-rumors-of-conference\/\">Conference and Rumors of Conference<\/a> &#8211; it&#8217;s a list (mostly madeup) of speculations of some &#8220;big&#8221; announcement that they will announce at General conference next weekend.  Read the comments too as they have some funny ones.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, let me throw my copious amounts of non-mormon reader (sic) a bone:<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;ve been at this training for 3 days now, and it&#8217;s on the 6th floor of an office building.  There is a bank of 6 elevators, 3 on each side.  And every time I go up or down, I cannot figure out which way I need to go.  It takes me a few seconds to orient myself.  It&#8217;s kind of weird.<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230; after I just wrote this post referencing an Allan Sherman song (&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/dmdb.org\/lyrics\/sherman.wonderland.html#10\">Good Advice<\/a>&#8220;), I walk downstairs to the deli, and what do I hear on the speakers?  &#8220;Downtown&#8221; by Petula Clark, a song also parodied by Allan Sherman (&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lyricsandsongs.com\/print_song\/626156.html\">Crazy Downtown<\/a>&#8220;).  Weird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I subscribe to a couple of Mormon-themed blogs. Most of the times their contents don&#8217;t interest me a whole lot. But here&#8217;s one that I found quite funny. Feel free to look at it if you&#8217;re not Mormon but you&#8217;re not going to find it funny I bet. Conference and Rumors of Conference &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}