{"id":190,"date":"2007-08-11T05:59:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-11T13:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/wordpress\/?p=190"},"modified":"2007-08-11T05:59:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-11T13:59:00","slug":"toilet-paper-investigative-journalism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/toilet-paper-investigative-journalism.html","title":{"rendered":"Toilet Paper Investigative Journalism"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float:left; margin-left:10px;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blogtools\/digg.php?url=http:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/toilet-paper-investigative-journalism.html\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"115\" width=\"100\">&amp;amp;lt;br&amp;gt;<\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>Words you thought you might never see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;client=firefox-a&#038;rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&#038;hs=MPr&#038;q=%22Toilet+Paper+Investigative+Journalism%22&#038;btnG=Search\">in the same sentence<\/a>?  Yes folks, it is time for some investigative journalism that TPMHTDM is known for.  Well, er, maybe.<\/p>\n<p>I come to you on the mighty subject of toilet paper.  We all use it, but nobody is ready to ask the hard-hitting questions that the subject deserves.  In a way, it&#8217;s kind of surprising, since a lot of times some of our most quiet time for rumination occurs within 2 feet of a roll.<\/p>\n<p>So anyway, let me explain my TP situation at work.  In each stall (at least the men&#8217;s ones) there are 2 rolls of TP on rollers, side by side.  Either of these rolls is accessible for usage.  I bring that up to point out that this is NOT one of those operations where you have the 2 rolls and the little sliding door underneath, with the idea that you use all of one roll first, while still having a &#8220;backup&#8221; roll in case things turn for the worst.  I would estimate that each of these 2 rolls is used about 50% of the time.<\/p>\n<p>So, on top of these two rolls, the cleaning crew usually leaves smaller rolls.  My guess is that when they come to clean each day, if either of the rolls on the rollers has reached a pre-determined level of &#8220;smallness&#8221; they take it off the roll, put a brand new one on the roll, and then put the smaller roll on top.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, in the course of human events yesterday at work, I found myself in that aforementioned spot of rumination, and I began to wonder (not for the first time), what do they do with those old rolls?  I never see empties, and since the people at work can barely be counted on to get their old paper towels in the trash, I&#8217;m not seeing the option that people are using them up and then throwing them away.<\/p>\n<p>Later in the day, while refilling my water cup, I spotted one of the cleaning ladies (not to be sexist &#8211; we also have a cleaning guy, though I did not see him yesterday).  So I asked her &#8220;Hey, what do you do with all those smaller rolls of toilet paper&#8221;.  And she said that they throw them away!!!!!  She also said that I could take them if I wanted to.<\/p>\n<p>Which of course brings up the question of whether or not I want to.  I am a cheapskate (or, as I prefer it, frugal).  I think I have no problem taking this if they&#8217;re just going to throw it away.  As a side note, the quality of this TP is not quite the Charmin that we got when I worked for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pg.com\">P&#038;G<\/a>, but it is not quite travel plaza worthy either.<\/p>\n<p>But what I&#8217;m most concerned about is people giving me crap about it, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/negotiating-piano-puns.html\">pardon the pun<\/a>.  I&#8217;ve received occasional crap from people for scavenging food from work.  It is just amazing to me the amount of food and other servicable stuff that people will just <b>THROW AWAY!<\/b>.  So if someone puts out pizza or other food in the breakroom, and it&#8217;s not all gone by 5 p.m., I will take some of it home as I leave.  Or once someone had thrown away a dozen donuts IN THE BOX that nobody had bothered to eat.  So I rescued those too.  Like I said, I have occasionally been given grief over this.  So now, whenever I try to do things like this, I try to make sure nobody&#8217;s watching.  Not because I feel like I&#8217;m doing anything &#8220;wrong&#8221;, but mostly just to minimize the crap I&#8217;m given.<\/p>\n<p>So, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/11-people-must-have-their-dan-miller.html\">loyal  readers<\/a>, what say you?  What should I do in this situation?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&amp;amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Words you thought you might never see in the same sentence? Yes folks, it is time for some investigative journalism that TPMHTDM is known for. Well, er, maybe. I come to you on the mighty subject of toilet paper. We all use it, but nobody is ready to ask the hard-hitting questions that the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}