{"id":585,"date":"2009-11-15T18:24:11","date_gmt":"2009-11-15T23:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/?p=585"},"modified":"2009-11-15T18:24:59","modified_gmt":"2009-11-15T23:24:59","slug":"miller-family-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/miller-family-humor.html","title":{"rendered":"Miller family humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So today my oldest son and I worked on some &#8220;fortunes&#8221;.  These are like fortune cookies I guess, where you open them up and have a little saying inside. <\/p>\n<p>These are all his original jokes<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Why did Scott pour water in his pants?  To look like he peed his pants<\/li>\n<li>Why did the kid break the video game? Because he wanted to put it on a yard sale<\/li>\n<li>Knock knock.  Who&#8217;s there?  Basketball.  Basketball who? Dog &#8211; what are you doing with my basketball &#8211; just pull out your underwear!!<\/li>\n<li>Knock knock.  Who&#8217;s there? Gus.  Gus who?  Gus &#8211; what are you doing?  You just knocked over my banana peel trash can.<\/li>\n<li>Why did Harry Potter wave his wand?  To make a pair of underwear<\/li>\n<li>Why did the dog knock over the paper?  Because he wanted to make a letter out of his teeth!<\/li>\n<li>Knock knock.  Who&#8217;s there?  Mom and dad.  Mom and dad who?  Don&#8217;t call them that &#8211; call them Daddymom.<\/li>\n<li>Why did the skeleton git (sic) a screwdriver?  To screw skulls on his bones.<\/li>\n<li>Why is 6 afraid of 7?  Because 7 8 9.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Thought you might enjoy a fun excerpt of Miller family humor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So today my oldest son and I worked on some &#8220;fortunes&#8221;. These are like fortune cookies I guess, where you open them up and have a little saying inside. These are all his original jokes Why did Scott pour water in his pants? To look like he peed his pants Why did the kid break [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,248],"tags":[282,249,294],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=585"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":587,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions\/587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}