{"id":75,"date":"2005-11-03T12:48:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-03T20:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/wordpress\/?p=75"},"modified":"2005-11-03T12:48:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-03T20:48:00","slug":"please-advise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/please-advise.html","title":{"rendered":"Please advise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Warning: Rant on<\/p>\n<p>If you ever catch yourself saying in an email the phrase &#8220;Please advise&#8221; please be advised that 1) you are an idiot and 2) I hate you.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just one of the stupidest if not the stupidest of all the &#8220;buzzword&#8221; phrases that I&#8217;ve ever heard. I love too how it&#8217;s always just &#8220;please advise&#8221;. Not &#8220;please advise what you want me to do&#8221; or &#8220;please give me some advice&#8221; or &#8220;please advise how we should proceed&#8221;. Just &#8220;please advise&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I think that a good rule of thumb for emails or other similar things (message board postings) is to say things that you would normally say if you were having a regular conversation with this person. Obviously there are exceptions but I think it&#8217;s a good rule of thumb. Have you ever heard anyone say &#8220;please advise&#8221; in the context of regular conversation? No! because it&#8217;s stupid!<\/p>\n<p>The other thing I hate is that it&#8217;s generally completely unnecessary.  An example from a <a href=\"http:\/\/forum.java.sun.com\/thread.jspa?threadID=537856&#038;messageID=2602763\">message board<\/a> I was reading just a bit ago trying to figure out a problem I&#8217;ve been having at work.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Still, the image is not accessible from the webpage. What would I be missing? Please advice.[sic]&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no need to stick &#8220;please advise&#8221; on there.  Without it, the post means <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">exactly<\/span> the same thing.  WE KNOW YOU WANT ADVICE!  IT&#8217;S THE WHOLE POINT OF YOUR POST!<\/p>\n<p>Anyways&#8230;..  **Rant off**<\/p>\n<p>Stuff has been going pretty well here. I&#8217;ve played basketball the last 2 Wednesdays as Lost has been a repeat. I plan on going occasionally over the next few months &#8211; it&#8217;s fun to play, even though I feel like I&#8217;ve lost a few steps and am no longer the player I once was (not that I ever was *that* good in the first place). Halloween was fun, even if Amy was quite umm, forthright? in her candy picking, as Carolyn has already <a href=\"http:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/carolyn\">pointed out<\/a>  .<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re planning on going to visit my dad in Blacksburg over Thanksgiving and heading up to Clev-o over Christmas some time, but still not sure on the exact dates of the Christmas trip. My mom will be coming down sometime near Joel&#8217;s birthday (on the 19th) so that will be nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Warning: Rant on If you ever catch yourself saying in an email the phrase &#8220;Please advise&#8221; please be advised that 1) you are an idiot and 2) I hate you. It&#8217;s just one of the stupidest if not the stupidest of all the &#8220;buzzword&#8221; phrases that I&#8217;ve ever heard. I love too how it&#8217;s always [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.regoarrarr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}